How to cook Turkey

A recipe that didn't make it to Simply Delish
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that!
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not  dried out.

  Give this a try.

  1 - Turkey
  1 cup melted butter
  1 cup stuffing
  1 cup un-popped popcorn extra buttery
  Salt/pepper to taste

  Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with
  Melted butter, salt and pepper.
  Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking
  Pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the
  Oven, not the back.
  After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
  When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the
  Room,.... it's done.
  And you thought I didn't cook!!!


Many thanks Dave F
Whitesnakes do it better ....................Gobbly Goop!