Sunday, February 26, 2012

COT nothing I want


Drink with me to days gone by,
The highs and the lows of life,
The tears the smiles and rainbows,
Lifes troubles and its strife.

Drink with me to days gone by,
To Keeth and Rinkly Rimes,
Andy Sewina and my KB,
To all who write great lines.

Drink with me to days gone by,
There's still many more ahead,
Ear's to you and yours,
Now rack off and go to bed!


Whitesnakes do it better ........... One MORE!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Zebra Crossing

Zee Bra

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripe?    
St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer!      

So the zebra went off in search of God.       
When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
God simply replied 'You are what you are.'
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'
The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..          
The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?' 'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is..'


Whitesnakes do it better .....which is so cool!

          

Monday, February 20, 2012

Our Day One People

One people? Yeah Right..... Pass the Tui's

Almost every country has a day when they celebrate the birth and the ongoing achievements of the wonderful land they live in. Almost everyone except New Zealand. We have Waitangi Day which is recognised as a New Zealand national day.
Ho-hum!
As each year passes this day is becoming less of a celebration for all but rather a slagging match for  penises with ears who have no respect for themselves, their race nor and more importantly others.
Signs reading "Honor the Treaty" are an embarrassment. Times change and so do people. there is nothing to honor and besides will the Maori people accept responsibility for what their ancestors did and pay compensation? It's the same old same old.
Do not as Lord Bledisloe did back in 1934 think that Maori are indigenous to New Zealand. They came here via South East Asia and the Cook Islands some 1000 years ago.
It all depends on who or what you believe.
Mori-Ori where the first here once again depends on what you believe and what you read. I did read that both peoples were here roughly at the same time however the article is from a personal website and like I stated before I could find links for both arguments.
Mori Ori basically were here first living on Islands off the mainland and were eventually wiped out by Maori tribes Ngāti Mutunga and Ngāti Tama .
All of this is all fine and dandy but my point is that the Maori people came here and settled in and then went about searching for new territory's to inhabit and in the process murdered an entire race of people who were peaceful.
In the present day some Maori are making demands and complaining about anything and everything. They want their heritage to be recognised. Of course there has to be land given back and compensation and let us not forget an apology.

An article in the national paper by a Mr Paul Holmes is what raised my attention and got me thinking that I am not alone in my thoughts. Some of the comments both for and against the articles content certainly add validity to the feeling of the general public and my feeling that those Maori that are slagging off should be put back in their place to prevent all Maori being tard with the same brush.
A few days later the same paper reported  Mr Hono Harawira's response. This man had been part of the Maori Party but after a dispute he now has his own Mana Party .
Please do check out the links and make up your own mind.
I actually think that although Waitangi day is important it does nothing to bring together a nation like Australia day or Independence day does for its respective countries.
It brings ill feelings that should have been put aside ages ago. You can't move forward when you continually live in the past.
This land is every ones land, this earth is every ones earth and we should all take responsibility.
We should have a New Zealand Day that marks the achievements that has made this nation what it is today, that brings together its people and makes us all proud to be here and to live here.

Until we rid ourselves of those that insist that we have Maori this and/or a Whitey that, we will never be one nation and never be a united people.
The Maori people Once were Warriors they now have to bring the people into the 21st century not forgetting we are all in this together.


For those that are interested The treaty of Waitangi English Translation

On a lighter note, for a fantastic tasting feed try Chilli Lime and Beef Noodle Salad at KB and Whitesnakes Home there is always somewhere you can go at  Weekend Walkabout  and for those that like to read visit KB's Book Shelf at KB's Room .
Have a great day and remember .........

Whitesnakes do it better ....................... for all New Zealanders

Sunday, February 19, 2012

You COT what?

The time has arrived!


Stop all the clocks I heard the man say,
I expected the nurses to take him away.
Stop all the clocks again was his cry,
At half past 11, that's when I die,
Stop all the clocks his voice it did yell,
I haven't wished everyone, a final farewell!
Stop all the clocks this breathe was real low,
He breathed his last breathe, his clock was too slow.


Whitesnakes do it better .....in a nick of time!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

English Hospitality

I told zem to piss off it's er mine!

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.

After awhile, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood.....big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses.

He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobby, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."
"Ah, yes," said the bobby..."Just follow me".
He leads him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.
"In there," points the bobby. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculpted hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby,"That was really decent of you... is that what you call 'English Hospitality'?"
"No, sir" replies the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

Whitesnakes do it better ........... Viva La France

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentines Day

KB
I LOVE YOU
XXXX

Forever

Search for Perfection

I wonder what they are thinking?
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My mate Keeth takes some stunningly beautiful pictures that I steal from time to time.
Find out more HERE

This friendly hair ball will always give you love for cuddles.

The casino that burnt down inspiring the song Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple.
The talented Whitesnake having a rest!

The love is stronger than ever and will only continue to grow.
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Whitesnakes do it better ........... Take a 1000 pics and at least one will be a gem

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