Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Slip of the Tongue

Whitesnake is Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
Whitesnake: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.. 

Maria:
Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now Whitesnake, who discovered America ? 

Whitesnake: Maria.

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TEACHER:    Whitesnake, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

Whitesnake: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:  Whitesnake, what is the chemical formula for water? 

Whitesnake: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
Whitesnake: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Whitesnake, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 50 odd years ago.

Whitesnake: ME!

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TEACHER: Now, Whitesnake, do you say prayers before eating? 
Whitesnake: No sir, I don't have to, KB is an excellent cook!
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TEACHER:    Whitesnake, what do you call a person who keeps on talking while no one is interested
Whitesnake: TEACHER!


Whitesnakes do it better ..........  when ya taught a thing or two!
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