Knock the 't' off the 'can't'
We are always going to be influenced by America... I watched the word 'bum' go out and 'butt' come in. And part of me says, oh that's a shame, but Aussie boys are still Aussie boys.
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
“You know the old joke, Alan? Man shows up at the pearly gates, sees this guy in a pinstripe suit and a briefcase, a cigar, prancing about. He says to Saint Peter, ‘Who’s that guy?’ Saint Peter says, ‘Ah, that’s just God. Thinks he’s Denny Crane.’
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.