Monday, January 11, 2010

The Extreme Terroist Cell

Global warming is now being recognised as one of terrorism.
It is a terrorist's silent target!

For centuries terrorists have been silently perpetrating their deadly intentions on the world and we never even saw it coming.
Forget suicide bombers!
We are talking serious shit here. Mass annihilation of the world.
We are talking countless silent suicide bombers all contributing to the cause.
Some do not even know they have been recruited to the cause.
They have been manipulated by all kinds of propaganda and been induced into becoming the the silent assassin.

Eastern countries have the greatest number of terrorists and rightly so.
WE should have known. We should have seen it coming!

Anyone who doesn't consume large quantities of meat has to be a terrorist!
Think about it.
A major study concluded that farts from animals contributed greatly to global warming.
So conclusion?
Don't eat meat, means more farts which means more global warming!

It doesn't stop there. These deviates also have thought it out.
What animals do we normally eat?
Animals that eat vegetation and vegetation does what?
Yes! sucks in carbon dioxide and produces oxygen.
It's a double whammy!
Anyone who doesn't eat meat is a terrorist.
They are destroying the world as we know it!
It's true, stop eating meat and you could save up to 1 billion animals a year.
Have you any idea how much vegetation that would kill off.
Let alone how many farts it would produce?
Fuck em I say eat more meat!

By not eating meat ya killing off the world destroying human life on this planet.
These suicide bombers who blow things up are only doing it cos they haven't had a decent feed of meat in ages sometimes all their lives.

Oh and get this by eating more veges ya fart more which creates greenhouse gases which effect the atmosphere.
Throw in religion......
With religion ya can convince anyone of anything.
Just throw in the fear factor and people will crumble!
God says don't eat meat! Yeah right! that would make god a terrorist.
Anyway why would god wanna destroy the world he created.
See! See how these fuckers work. Manipulating everything till ya don't know ya ass from ya elbow!
But wait there is more.
Some eat meat like chicken or fish yet avoid the main culprits like cows and pigs.
Make themselves look like they are not terrorists.
Eating fish also deprives the world of another important resource
Oh and then what do they eat other than veggies hm mm?
Rice, yep rice and what does rice do ya ask?
You any idea how much water is needed ta produce rice?
How much other vegetation is destroyed ta make way for rice paddy's?
It all has a roll on effect.
These bastards are smart!

They will go to any extreme to get what they want.
Just think about all the people who for no other reason than ta destroy the world don't consume large quantities of meat. There are millions even billions.
They are all terrorists!
The worst part is the infiltration of western society by thes terrorists.
They have created a terrorist cell that is becoming popular in the western world.
It goes under the name of "Al Vegetarian"

So folks beware!
Remember ya heard it first here!
Please, please eat more meat!

Whtesnakes do it better ...... A steak babe? Oh hun make it 2!

5 comments:

KB said...

Fire up the barbie babe. I wanna do my part to help fight the good fight against global warming.

Dee Martin said...

"Al Vegetarian" oh hell I have missed you on Sunday Scribblings :)

keiths ramblings said...

Do fishes fart?

Americanising Desi said...

yes yes meat :)

I am sorry for the late arrival to Sunday Scribblings but I had to pay you a visit :)

Happy SS

Extreme 'Caution'

linda may said...

Lmao, good on ya Steve.
Who needs extremists.

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