It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
My brain went all werid so they say,
When I thought I would give up two things,
My knees they buckled and my body did sway.
My mouth went all dry with the thought,
There was shock on the face of my wife,
I was gonna give up drinking and sex,
Worst 20 seconds of life!
Whitesnakes do it better ............... Cot ya!
4 comments:
This is too funny...my husband would do the same thing...for 20 seconds!
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20 secs - what; the sex, or giving it up?
Ded gud, luv the humour here!
Stans comment has me in fits of laughter. Weren't we just discussing this at the pub earlier today?
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