Religious beliefs

Three Irishmen are    sitting in the pub window seat,

Watching the front door of the brothel over    the road.
The local Methodist pastor appears, and    quickly goes inside.
"Would you look at that!" says    the first Irishman.
"Didn't I always say what a bunch of    hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,
Knocks, and goes inside.
"Another one trying to fool everyone    with pious preaching and stupid hats!"
They continue drinking their beer roundly    condemning the vicar and the rabbi
When they see their own Catholic priest    knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad." says the    third Irishman.
"One of the girls must have died.”

Whitesnakes do it better .................. knock knock!