......I had amnesiaonce -- or twice.
......Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
......All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
......If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle.
......What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
......They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
......Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
......One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
......My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
......I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
......The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
......How can there be self-help "groups"?
......Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
......Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Whitesnakes do it better ....................... that is for certain!
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