English Grammar

A small boy says to his father "Dad, what's the difference
between 'theoretically' & realistically'?"

His dad thinks & then says "Right-ho son, go & ask
your mother if she'd sleep with George Clooney for a million
bucks."

The boy toddles off & comes back saying "Dad, dad, she
said she would! She would sleep with George Clooney for a
million bucks."

"OK son," says his dad. "Now go & ask your
sister the same question."

The boy toddles off & comes back saying "Dad, dad, she
said she would too!"

So then his dad says "Right, son, now go & ask your brother if
he'd sleep with George Clooney for a million bucks."

The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he
would too!"


"Well there you have it, son," said his dad.
Theoretically we could be sitting on three million bucks
Realistically we're living with two tarts & a poof."

Whitesnakes do it better .................. with a smile on the dial!