Too Drunk to Go Home

A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some pals and had a few too many whiskeys as well as beers and some rather nice merlot; but knowing

full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived back safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and have no idea where I got it from.

Whitesnakes do it better ....... A beer please