I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.
Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me!