And now for something completely different.............
Doctor to Lady during her routine medical examination:
"Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble!"
The lady started taking off her clothes .
Doctor: "No! No! Don't take off your clothes... JUST SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE!"
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STAT MOST PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYING IN THE LAST 5 YRS
25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness!
That's bloody scary.........
It means 75% are running around with no medication at all...!
It worked for me!
A Dr on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start, & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
Whitesnakes do it better ............... Pass the Tui's