Monday, January 23, 2012

Questioning Whitesnake

Keeth:- In which battle did Napoleon die?
Whitesnake: His last!

KB: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Whitesnake: Lunch and Dinner!

Marja: What looks like half an apple?
Whitesnake: The other half!

HE: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Whitesnake: Wet!

Jame Shott: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Whitesnake: At the bottom of the page!

JJ: How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
Whitesnake: He sleeps at night!

Rinky Rimes: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Whitesnake: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Happy Amateur: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Whitesnake: You'll never find an elephant with one hand let alone two!

DayDreamerToo: What is the main reason for divorce?
Whitesnake: Marriage!

Whitesnakes do it better ...... slip of the tongue!
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