Monday, January 23, 2012
Keeth:- In which battle did Napoleon die?
Whitesnake: His last!
KB: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Whitesnake: Lunch and Dinner!
Marja: What looks like half an apple?
Whitesnake: The other half!
HE: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Jame Shott: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Whitesnake: At the bottom of the page!
JJ: How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
Whitesnake: He sleeps at night!
Rinky Rimes: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Whitesnake: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Happy Amateur: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Whitesnake: You'll never find an elephant with one hand let alone two!
DayDreamerToo: What is the main reason for divorce?
Whitesnakes do it better ...... slip of the tongue!