He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says,
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.
The old Jock says,"Aye, that's as far as I got too."
Whitesnakes do it better .......ewwwwww!
2 comments:
Yuk xxxx
Thank you for that profoundly disturbing mental image!! But did the hungry bloke not have a sense of smell??!!
Have a great day - now that you've ensured I won't ... (only kidding)
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