English Capital

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who  send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following  statement: "Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle  Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?

I would like ta thnak Dave F for this masterpiece.

Whitesnakes do it better ............... YOU clear on that!