Wednesday Wisdom

Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him.
Paula Abdul

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa

There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them.
Louis Armstrong

What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.
Iggy Pop

 If you are a pop band, don't say you're a metal band. Poison and Warrant were about as metal as the Backstreet Boys.

Geezer Butler

 

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

Alice Cooper

 

The music today is a rehash of music I grew up with. Trouble is they screwed it up and it sounds like rap I mean crap!

Steve Boddey