"Captaincy is 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent skill. But don't try it without that 10 per cent."
"Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen"
"The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity"
George Bernard Shaw
"Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches."
"Tired? I'm not tired I'm just yawning!"