Ssssh its the POLICE

A cop from the NSW Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting
many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money ( And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post near Queanbeyan with a Fine of $160 included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a NSW Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
Policemen's Ball.'
He replied, 'New South Wales Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence .....
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

Whitesnakes do it better ..................Oh yes Officer!