Thursday, May 21, 2009

Work

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke 2 metres tall and 150 kilos.
He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Aboriginal.
Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, 'Do you want a blow-job?'

At this, the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool.
He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. '
I've never seen you react like that', he says,' Just what did he say to you?'
'I'm not sure', the big Aboriginal replies, 'something about a job....'

For the next few days I will be working long shifts.
Please be patient and I shall return.

Whitesnakes do it better ............. when its all night long

3 comments:

paisley said...

did you get a job??? in a couple of weeks i will know if i am cleared to go back to work. i cant wait i am so bored and lonely being off work so long i could hang myself.... but i wont....

Marja said...

Oh great Steve you've got a job. Good on ya mate I work with computers that helps on my long shifts

James Shott said...

Liked the story. Had me 'til the end. I suppose I'm a victim of not being an Aussie.

Congrats on the job, Steve. I hope you enjoy it.

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