Monday, April 20, 2009

Funny how life is!

Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 49.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,...

'Then, why do you even give a shit?

Whitesnakes do it better ....Don't they sis?

3 comments:

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA too good!

I like ur new doc lol!

Keshi.

ChefDruck said...

Sounds like a great doctor!

Now the question is...
do you really not do those things? Or were you just padding the truth for the doctor.

James Shott said...

Hee hee.

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