I have no idea where it comes from but I have a knack for being a humorous type of person, seeing things in a different light, from another perspective or in most cases from another planet.
The can of fly spray for example, I sprayed the whole can and not one single fly came out! Don’t ask me how I went with the hair spray!
As we majestically make our way through a supermarket there are all sorts of things to ponder especially when it comes to oils. There is olive oil from olives, whale oil from whales, goanna oil from goannas however what about baby oil?
Why do women wear those tight short dresses and then spend half their time pulling them down?
What is with all these healthy food items with the heart foundation big read tick but the sugar content is astronomical?
Then there are those dog food commercials insisting that the food tastes absolutely delicious. How do they know? Have the eaten the stuff? The first thing a dog does after its eaten is lick its butt to get the taste out of its mouth.
Getting into a cab and tell the driver you want to go to
Waterloo and the driver asks
if you want the station.
You can always tell them you’re a bit late for the battle.
Author Steve Boddey