It all makes sense now.
Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."
We've just been interpreting it wrong all along.
Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his Bachelor's degree and woman gains her Master's.
Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
I say "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
Whitesnakes do it better .....................Completely!