"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat."
"The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is: What does a woman want?"
"Broke? I am broker than a broke persons broke bits!"