Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Wednesdays Wisdom

The road to success is always under construction.
Lily Tomlin


A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."
Charlie Brown


"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to get your interest, but long enough to to keep it."

Steve Boddey

1 comment:

KB said...

You and those short skirts xxxx

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