Sunday, June 13, 2010

Cotton Old

Growing old ain't so bad,
Ahead is the best times too be had,
Balding head, sagging faces,
Hair growing rampant from other places,
Aches and pains, creaks and moans,
Your body becoming skin and bones,
Have a drink, then a need to pee,
Is  this really, how it's meant to be?
Pray the Lord my soul to keep,
When you are old and grey and full of sleep.


Whitesnakes do it better ............. with bushy nose and ears!

6 comments:

keiths ramblings said...

Thanks for telling what it's like! Must be a nightmare for you.

Whitesnake said...

Listen her ya old fart....I just have a wonderful image of what you are like....

Me I am getting old and am gonna go out with a party attitude not a pate one....

Have another drink and get me one will ya me back aches!

Gemma Wiseman said...

I think they sound like a pair of grumpy old men and loving it! Just that Keith's pretending he is quite separate from the whole fun fiasco! A great write! As you say...it ain't so bad!

KB said...

You could stop drinking so you don't have to pee so much...pass the tuis xxxx

Stan Ski said...

Not last of the summer wine yet, which is juat as well as your back is aching.

George S Batty said...

well, there is nothing left for me to say as you covered the whole gammut

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