I am offended!

 I hope you aren't the type of people who refuse to give money to the homeless.
Are you one of those snobs who only give to registered charities because you think you know where ya money is going?
No you don't!
You're not morally superior, you're just gullible and conformist!

I know exactly where my money is going. It's going to this bloke in rags with holes in his shoes. Now it's going to the bottle shop for some booze.
See they will then try to take the moral high ground.
"They'll only spend it on smoke and booze."
Oh derr ..what do you think I was gonna spend it on......Bloody hypocrites.

In this crazy world we now have to live under this weird and oppressive regime of health and safety.
Remember in the old days before health and safety it was called common sense?
Remember  years ago you would come across a big deep hole, will I step in it? Nup, gonna walk round it!
Some twat asks how ya learnt to do that."My parents taught me not to be a moron! So I carried it on from there"

Political correctness, which is the other side of health and safety.
Health and safety which is the oppression of our physical movement so we can't do anything without permission from the powers that be and political correctness is the oppression of our intellectual movement so no one says anything any more in case some else gets offended!
Well what happens if you say all that and someone gets offended?
Well they can be offended can't they?
What's wrong with being offended?
When did sticks and stones may break my bones stop being relevant?
Isn't that what we teach children?
He called me and idiot! Don't worry he's a dick!

Now you have adults saying I was offended, I was offended and I have rights!
So what, BE offended nothing happens! You're and adult, grow up deal with it!
I wanna live in a democracy but I never want to be offended again.
What? Ya an idiot!

How do make a law about offending people?
How do you make it an offence to offend people?
Being offended is subjective it has everything to do with you as an individual or a collective a group or a society.Your moral conditioning your religious beliefs, what offends you may not offend me and you wanna make laws about this?

I'm offended when I see boy bands for god sake!
It's a valid offence
!I'm Offended
They are corporate shields posing as musicians to further a modeling career and frankly I am disgusted.
What am I gonna do call the cops.
Yep they're on telly again, that's right , 5 of them this time all dressed in white. dancing like girls.
I'll wait outside for you I'll be traumatised.

Whitesnakes do it better ..............when ya offended.