COT caught out

The letter sat before him, unopened, propped against a coffee mug,
Yet all he could think about was suckling her beautiful jug,
He struggled with unhooking her bra with one hand,
He fumbled and he farted, this was not what he planned,
Blouses an buttons with tight fitting jeans that are old,
Sweaty palms, sticky fingers and a woman who was getting cold,
"Do you know what ya doing?"She asked as a matter of fact,
It was then he realised the fur in his palm,
Was just a playful cat.


Whitesnakes do it better ..................... when they're purrrrrrrfect!