"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON,
I COULDN'T BEND IT EVEN WITH BOTH HANDS.
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT
10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REALLY HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT
20 DEGREES, WITHOUT A PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND NOW I CAN BEND IT
IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND!"
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING,
HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
Whitesnakes do it better .... with a slip of the hand!
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