......I had amnesiaonce -- or twice.
......Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
......All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
......If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horsessidesaddle.
......What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
......They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
......Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
......One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
......My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
......I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
......The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
......How can there be self-help "groups"?
......Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you aman who can't get his pants on.
......Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Whitesnakes do it better ....................... that is for certian!
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