Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Oct. 31, 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group Debate
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
Class 8
Health Watch
They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Whitesnakes do it better ........... Now now girls ya'll can do this!
5 comments:
Book me in for class 10...don't need help in other areas.
ha ha
you forgot about the Mother and daughter class, where 1 learns the art of Victorian lace panty making.
Must remember to bring the coloured crayons to that 1, not the black charcoal set.
At the end of it all, 1 gets to set light to the millions of panties that are on display.
LOL!
:0)
super informative.
http://jinglepoetry.blogspot.com/2010/10/poetry-potluck-beaches-and-mountains.html
Our poetry potluck is NOW open, welcome linking in..
you could use an old poem, not necessarily related to any theme...
the more you share, the happier we are.
hope to see you in.
http://thursdaypoetsrallypoetry.wordpress.com/2010/10/09/mountains-are-high/
claim the awards if you wish.
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